The Growth
Catalogue.
"Done-for-you" marketing firepower. We diagnose your leaks, we prescribe the campaigns, we execute everything. You focus on food.
Included in your Foundation membership. Pay only for the campaigns you need.
INTELLIGENCE-LED
PRESCRIPTION.
Every merchant gets the same Foundation Package (App, Site, Management).
Then, based on your specific FIND / ORDER / REPEAT diagnosis, we recommend the exact campaigns you need to win. No fluff. No wasted budget. Just growth.
We Diagnose
Data identifies your biggest leaks.
We Prescribe
You pick the weapons you want.
We Execute
Full agency-grade management.
FIND CUSTOMERS
Get discovered when customers are looking for food (and even when they’re not).
The Portal Killer
// Migration Suite
Stop paying the 30% 'Lazy Tax'. We design high-gloss bag flyers that explicitly show customers how much they save by ordering direct. We convert your existing portal customers into YOUR customers.
Expected Outcome
Migrate 40% of portal traffic in 90 days.
When we prescribe this
You are doing £5k+ on Just Eat/Uber.
The Neighbourhood Siege
// Local Dominance
Old school but deadly. We map your 1-mile 'Gold Zone' and saturate it with high-converting door drops. We don't just post them; we target the streets with the highest order value.
Expected Outcome
Complete awareness in your immediate area.
When we prescribe this
You need a fast injection of local orders.
Google Hygiene Audit
// Visibility Suite
When people search 'Food near me', do you win? We surgically clean your Google Profile, remove competitor links, and optimize your categories to rank #1.
Expected Outcome
Capture the high-intent 'Hungry Now' traffic.
When we prescribe this
Always prescribed. It's digital foundations.
The Content Factory
// Social Suite
You cook, we post. We turn your food into drool-worthy content. Managed competitions, 'Tag a Mate' giveaways, and menu showcases posted weekly.
Expected Outcome
Stay famous in your local feed.
When we prescribe this
Inactive social accounts.
The Review Boomerang
// Trust Builder
A managed staff-incentive system. We give your drivers cards that 'bribe' customers for 5-star reviews (e.g. 'Scan for free side next time').
Expected Outcome
Flood your profile with 5-star social proof.
When we prescribe this
Merchant has <100 reviews.
Brand Shield PPC
// Paid Ads
Portals bid on YOUR business name to steal your traffic. We bid higher. Ensure the first link customers see is yours, not theirs.
Expected Outcome
Stop losing direct orders to intermediaries.
When we prescribe this
Portals appearing above you on Google.
CAPTURE ORDERS
Capture high-intent traffic at 0% commission through optimized digital channels.
The Missed-Call Catcher
// AI Phone Suite
Every missed call is a lost £20. Our AI intercepts missed calls instantly and sends a text: 'Sorry we missed you! Order here for 10% off'.
Expected Outcome
Turn busy signals into revenue.
When we prescribe this
Busy kitchens that ignore the phone.
Menu Engineering
// Profit Optimisation
We don't just upload your menu; we weaponize it. Decoy pricing, modifier upsells ('Add Cheese?'), and strategic placement of high-margin items.
Expected Outcome
Increase Average Order Value (AOV) by 15%.
When we prescribe this
Every merchant.
Cash-to-Card Converter
// Payment Suite
Cash orders are slow and risky. We run in-store campaigns to push customers to your digital ordering system for a slicker experience.
Expected Outcome
Streamline operations and capture customer data.
When we prescribe this
Cash-heavy, chaotic front-of-house.
DRIVE REPEAT
Build an automated system to own your customers and bring them back forever.
The Tuesday Topper
// SMS Blast
Quiet night? Push a button. We send a 'Flash Offer' SMS to your database. It creates a rush of orders in 20 minutes flat. It is literally a money printer.
Expected Outcome
Instant revenue on demand.
When we prescribe this
Merchants with quiet mid-week nights.
The Birthday Bank
// Auto-Loyalty
We capture every customer's DOB. On their birthday week, they get a 'Free Main' voucher. They bring 3 friends. The table spends £60+. You win.
Expected Outcome
Guaranteed large party bookings.
When we prescribe this
Restaurants wanting high-value tables.
Lazarus Protocol
// Churn Reactivation
Customer hasn't ordered in 60 days? They are 'dead'. We hit them with an aggressive 'We Miss You' offer to bring them back to life.
Expected Outcome
Resurrect lost revenue automatically.
When we prescribe this
Large databases with low engagement.
The Digital Wallet
// Ecosystem Lock-in
Give customers 'Store Credit' instead of discounts. If they have £2.50 in their wallet, they CANNOT order from a competitor. They are locked in.
Expected Outcome
Create unshakable loyalty.
When we prescribe this
Competitive areas with high churn.
YOU PICK THE PLAY.
WE EXECUTE.
Takeaway owners shouldn't be marketing managers. You get a dedicated agency team that handles design, ad management, and campaign rollout for you.